what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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im not food

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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