- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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