- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

knock knock? come in

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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