- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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