What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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