- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Morning wood.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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