- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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800 people died last year. end of story

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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