And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

LET

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

what do fish smoke? sea weed

And Stephen Hawking said.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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