What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Banana Hamock.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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