- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

feminists.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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