- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

Without geometry life would be pointless

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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