Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

penis. nuff said.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Justin beiber..

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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