Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Roses are red.

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no pun intended

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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smell the vitamin C

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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