What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

PEANIS!

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

Knock, Knock No one was home.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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