I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Get on your knees Ho

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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