- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Justin Beiber

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

You know what's cool? Yep.

PENIS

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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