- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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