- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Why? Why Not?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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