Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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PENIS

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Justin Beiber

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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