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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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