- Anti Joke

I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.