? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

PENIS

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

It's long!

9/11

being sober in a bar fight

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

I LIKE TRAINS

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

gay porn...

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Anti Joke

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