What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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