- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why? Why Not?

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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