- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

whats chinese noodles

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

robin, get in the car.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

what do you call a black guy african american

i love to lick...

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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