Latvia isn't a joke

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Ready for something funny? nothing

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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