- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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