- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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