Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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