A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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