whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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osama bin laden is dead

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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