- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

smell the vitamin C

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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