- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Your gay

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

were at work systems r down

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Ain't idn't a word.

give me a thumbs up

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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