What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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