what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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