Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Cleveland winning something

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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