- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Anything involving women..

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

smell the vitamin C

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??