A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

leon harney ya pikey

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Waffles ate my grandma

. . I am a whale

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Lil Wayne

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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