- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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