- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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