- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

I'm Batman.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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