Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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