Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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