How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Im black

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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