- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

what do you call a black guy african american

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Chinese men having large penis.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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