- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

squash squash who squash my ass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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