- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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