why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Do the roar!

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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