- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Daym im romantic

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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