fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Hello penis

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Dogs

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