- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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