I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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PENIS

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Justin Beiber

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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