Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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