- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What can fly? Lots of things

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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