What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

You know whats better than 24? 25

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Anti Joke

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