- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

kennah campion... being nice

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Faithful men.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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