what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

You know whats better than 24? 25

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

so how about that irline food

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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