Sarah Palin

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Logan's gay

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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