- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Water? I hardly know her.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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