Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Your gay

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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