Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Matt is a Duster!

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

u suck

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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