- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Women's rights.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!