- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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