thomas!!!!

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

9/11

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

u suck

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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