- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Racial equality.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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