- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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