- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

cliché rebecca black joke.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

your social life.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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