- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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