yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Women's Rights

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Asians

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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