What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Penis.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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