Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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