why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

The Big Band Theory

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

who ever is reading this....

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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