- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Ain't idn't a word.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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