- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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