- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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