A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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obama's promises

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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heads up!

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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