Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Matt is a Duster!

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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