Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

This sentence is a lie.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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