- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

A blonde walked into a bar.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Albert <3 Hunter

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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