What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Worms don't like apples.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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