If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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