what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

feminine literature

Logan's gay

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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