A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

A man did not like this site

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

boobs!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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