- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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