- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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