- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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