how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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