the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Women's rights.

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