once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

So a seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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