What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Me Neither.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Yo mama so fat.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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