What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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