- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

VAGINA.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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