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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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