Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Fox News

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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