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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What's green and blue? yellow

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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