- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy