How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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This statement is false.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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