What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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