knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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destiny

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Where's my tractor?

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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