What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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I had a submarine.... once

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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