Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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