Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Your mother is average.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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