Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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