- Anti Joke

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's circular and round A circle

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.