- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Harry Chappell raped someone

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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