- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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