- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Will nearis is here! Get it

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Bark I'm a tree

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

L's I's that took Viagra.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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