- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

7+5=12

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

A seal walks into a club.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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