- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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