- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Women's Rights.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Cancer.

eden stop

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What's green and blue? yellow

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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