A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

i just pooped that is all!

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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